9th February 2018 — Jack
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Phone rings
Person 1: Yeh
Person 2: Aw, Fanks for answering geezer, know what I mean?
Person 3: Gimme that. Where you been fool, making us rince out our credit leavening messages and that.
Person 2: Mr Dawes is well on the war path wif you bruv Yeh.
Person 1: Cause of the bag and that?
Person 2: What bag!? Cause you missed a lesson you cheat.
Person 3: Gimme dat, the bag weren’t a problem, Tegsy never mentioned it. He bottled it. Aye you comin over to mine lata to play computa?
Person 1: Nah man I’m at home now, I got business I gotta run.
Person 3: What business!?
Person 1: Business dat mines it’s own. makes a smooch noise I’m out.
Gosh you’ve come a long way since the beginning of last year, Jack.