1. The NFL is the elitist of leagues in America. They do not care about, nor give credence to, any other sport. They do what they want, when they want and if that means overshadowing other sports, then so be it.

The NFL is the elitist of leagues in America. They do not care about, nor give credence to, any other sport. They do what they want, when they want and if that means overshadowing other sports, then so be it.

This week, the league is thinking about moving one of their games to a 10PM start. The reason for doing this would be simple. Try and overshadow the baseball playoffs.

“Why should baseball get any exposure with their playoffs? We are the NFL, we are the only league America should be paying attention to,” said league Commissioner Roger Goodell.

This is not the first time the NFL has tried to force Americans into liking their sport. In this past offseason, they have decided that their draft for next season will be held during the baseball All Star Game.

They also have announced that they will be offering free cheeseburgers at every burger joint in America during the World Series. The only stipulation is that the burger joints cannot put the World series on their televisions.

Letters have been sent out to various area codes asking people to please watch their sport. They claim in the letter, that there is no intelligence required and that anyone can learn the rules of their game to follow along. They point to their players as examples of that point.

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The United States has become so cocky about their ability to be superior to the world in every sport that they have suggested a change to the current format for the Ryder Cup. They will now not only take on Europe, but the whole world.

The current format has United States golfers taking on golfers from all the different European countries. While they are just one country, they still find it necessary to play against golfers from many countries.

The new format would include golfers from all around the world. “The fact is, we are just superior to all other countries, and even combined, they offer us not much of a challenge,” said a cocky Phil Mickelson after Friday’s opening day of the Ryder Cup.

The Americans at first toyed with the idea of simply sending a healthy Tiger Woods to all international events. He would just play all of the rounds the team was required to play. They backed off that idea after realizing if they did that, the rest of these competitions would become pointless because he would win them all.

They settled on the USA versus the world format after Jim Furyk exclaimed, “why not take on the whole world, that is the direction our government is choosing, so why not us in the sports world also?”