V1 – “Look what it says in the middle of all those highly skilled rugby players jersey…. “Speights”.

V1 – “Every kiwi parent wants their kid to become a professional rugby player. We all know the saying “start em young” here in NZ. So let me ask you this, why don’t we?”

V1 – “Get your kids under the influence of alcohol ASAP. It takes age to start to enjoy the taste of beer so we have flavouring for children thats fun filling and fruity for young ones to enjoy.”

V1 – “Of course to become an Otago rugby player you need to grow up drinking speights. Love smoothies and fruit mixes? Our brand NEW Speights induced Whatties smoothie fruit mix for ages of 3 months to even 5 years old is perfect to fill up some little tummies. Our new healthy product will enable your infants to become highly DANGEROUS rugby players since young. Our product tastes like fruit but has the same beneficial effects to your body as a speights would with the boys after a tough fought battle of rugby. I mean how do you think the Otago team can back up good performances week after week with out a speights every morning.”

V1 – “We mentioned the beneficial effects that this new and exciting product has on your body so let’s take a look at how it is”

V1 – “ our new product is 99% sugar free and the water that we use to brew the speights which is the main substance of our new yummy treat is from a fresh spring where the water is pure. There are lots of proteins, fats, carbs, alcohol and absolutely zero preservatives”.

V1 – “so what are you waiting for, pre order our product straight away at our web site and let the results speak for them selves”.