Rugby is a big part of New Zealand’s society. The rugby culture is immense as the people of our country show great pride for their team. When the All Blacks come up against an over seas team it becomes war as we show great compassion for our teams. Although it is literally not a battle […]

Coach: Okay (Colloquialism) so (Verbal Filler) first of all  we are going to review the attack wheel (Jargon – Specialist term from Rugby – Metaphor). Kay (Abbreviation and colloquialism) so (Verbal Filler) guys that were here last year please don’t answer, number one (Interrogative, abbreviated – para-linguistic)? The boys: Position Coach: Position…….. (Pause) why? Why do we get into position on […]

Commentator 1: Zoi Sadowski Synott, doing a tail press over the rainbow bridge, back-side heel on the quarter pipe, coming back around, going up the hill, back side 180 over the c-rail. Coming into the next rail feature, switch, switch boardslider, did a wee like popout. Wee popout’s like can really impress the judges because […]

Phone rings Person 1: Yeh Person 2: Aw, Fanks for answering geezer, know what I mean? Person 3: Gimme that. Where you been fool, making us rince out our credit leavening messages and that. Person 2: Mr Dawes is well on the war path wif you bruv Yeh. Person 1: Cause of the bag and […]

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