Look what it says in the middle of all those highly skilled rugby players jersey…. “Speights”. Every kiwi parent wants their kid to become a professional rugby player. We all know the saying “start em young” here in NZ. So let me ask you this, why don’t we? Get your kids under the influence of alcohol ASAP. It takes age to start to enjoy the taste of beer so we have flavouring for children that’s fun filling and fruity for your young ones to enjoy. Of course to become an Otago rugby player you need to grow up drinking speights. Love smoothies and fruit mixes? Our brand NEW Speights induced Whatties smoothie fruit mix for ages of 3 months to 5 years old is perfect to fill up some little tummies. Our new healthy product will enable your infants to become highly DANGEROUS rugby players since young. Our product tastes like fruit but has the same beneficial effects to your body as a speights would with the boys after a tough fought battle of rugby. I mean how do you think the Otago team can back up good performances week after week without a speights every morning.

We mentioned the beneficial effects that this new and exciting product has on your body so let’s take a look at how it is. This new product is 99% sugar free and the water that we use to brew the speights which is the main substance of our new yummy treat is from a fresh spring where the water is pure. There are lots of proteins, fats, carbs, alcohol and absolutely zero preservatives. So what are you waiting for, pre order our product straight away at our web site and let the results speak for themselves.

But before you get them into this product they need to behave like real rugby players. So here are some tips.

Fashion – It all begins with what you wear, if you are wearing jeans some vans and a hoodie your obviously not going to go far with rugby because you don’t look like you should play. The ideal pieces of clothing to get your kid under the mentality that they are the best rugby players are stubby’s (short shorts) preferably the brand ‘Canterbury’, secondly your school or club teams rugby top. Don’t bother about washing your kids two items of clothing either, if you smell clean then you can’t play rugby. They will also need a rugby ball, it tops the out fit off perfectly. Also forget about shoes all your kid needs is a pair of rugby boots. If schools do not allow rugby boots in class then bare feet will have to do. If it’s winter and it’s cold drop the hoodies and jackets, their rugby players not soccer players.

Language – If it’s not about rugby or the boys it’s not worth speaking about. Get that into their heads quickly. Your young stars can’t be talking about anything else that might take their mind off the game on Saturday morning. Strictly rugby spoken language is another key tip to success.

Emotions – The key to a good rugby player is showing zero emotion on and off the field. Your kids will keep a straight face and can never cry. Crying shows weekness and do you want your children to be week on the footy field? They must have to have a sense of confidence and rudeness thinking that they are the best and have no time for anyone else but them selves. Rugby players who show emotion have never put on that blue and gold jersey.

Time management – Your kid doesn’t have time for family movies and home work. They should prioritise their time and only spend time with a rugby ball out side of trainings. If they are to tired from doing skill work then they can just do down and ups. To keep them fit and healthy. Which leads me on to Nutrition.

Nutrition – Strictly home kill meat, no greens. And the perfect beverage is a nice cold speights from the back from the back fridge. If you infant is under five years of age then don’t forget our whatties/speights fruit mix which shall give your little one the same benefits as a beer.

With the application of these few tips should ensure that you kid will be the real deal. Don’t forget to act like a coach around them. Your house should be a training camp.